Player Profiles

Whilst there are only a small number here now, I will be adding more in the coming weeks. Let me know if you'd like a profile published.

Matthew Baker
	Nick Name: Bakes / Vossy / Junior / Ernie
	Occupation: Account manager at BP
	Hobbies: Chasing son Charlie around
	AFL Club Supported: Brisbane Lions
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Back line
	Music Acts: Band of horses
	Movies: Shawshank Redemption, Hangover, Bourne trilogy
	Actors: Edward Norton
	TV Shows: Amazing Race, Two and Half Men, Men Behaving Badly
	Books: Sport section of paper
	Drink: Beer
	Food: Salt and pepper squid
	Holiday Destination: Interlaken, Switzerland
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Leigh Matthews, Carl Barron, Michael Voss, wife
	Who inspires you and why? Rex Ablett - keeps fighting on
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Levi - general pest
	What's your worst habit? Leaving stinky footy gear in my bag most of the week
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Rare moment of Stephen Tucker on the booze on Mad Monday 04
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? 04 and 08 premierships, making team of the decade

Luke Broadbent
	Nick Name: Lukey B
	Occupation: Student
	Hobbies: Cashin' cheques
	AFL Club Supported: Carlton
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Half back
	Music Acts: Anberlin, City & Colour, Angus & Julia Stone, Boy & Bear
	Movies: Anchorman, Step Brothers
	Actors:
	TV Shows: The Secret Life of Diva, How I Met Your Mother, One Tree Hill
	Books: Bible
	Drink: Fat Yak Beer, Coca Cola
	Food: Meat lovers pizza
	Holiday Destination:
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Derrick Rose, Chris Judd, Jesus, Davey Want, Harry Potter
	Who inspires you and why? Pete Forsyth - He's just a warrior and just that good a bloke
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Gouldy - slaps your bare skin - Jerk!
	What's your worst habit? Scratching my ass
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Watching Davey Want kicking like a retard
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? Kicking my first senior goal... off the ground

Andrew Cossar
	Nick Name: Rivers
	Occupation: Student doctor
	Hobbies: Wine tours
	AFL Club Supported: Greater Western Sydney
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Back flank
	Music Acts: Bloc Party, Tool
	Movies: Pulp Fiction
	Actors: River Phoenix
	TV Shows: Man vs Food
	Books: Tomorrow When the War Began
	Drink: Vodka, water and lime
	Food: Tacos
	Holiday Destination: Sunshine
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? The Kernal (to cook), Brian McFadden, the Bee Gees
	Who inspires you and why? Burnsy, because he is the man
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Goita, he's uncoordinated and I don't like him
	What's your worst habit? Biting my nails / stinky farts
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: When Nathan Parker sat on some guy's head, funny because the guy was huge and Parks was/is still skinny.
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? Club best and fairest 2001

William Devenyns
	Nick Name: Will-i-am
	Occupation: Landscaper
	Hobbies: Anything to do with my car (HK wagon 1968)
	AFL Club Supported: Essendon
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Back pocket
	Music Acts: Hilltop Hoods, John Butler Trio, Drapht, Phrase, illy, Kanye West
	Movies: Fast & Furious, Matrix, Fight Club, Swordfish
	Actors:
	TV Shows: Futurama, Avatar, The Last Airbender, Supernatural
	Books: Street Machine
	Drink: Rum, beer, the usuals
	Food: Curry, steak tartare, home made spring rolls
	Holiday Destination: Bathurst, Europe, Perth
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Family and friends for a good time
	Who inspires you and why? Dustin Fletcher - reads play well, Luke Broadbent - the way he plays
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why?
	What's your worst habit? Throwing dirty socks at my fiance
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Fracturing my wrist in the last practice match of the year (sarcasm applied)
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? Under 16's playing 100th game and winning flag. Winning most improved in 2010

Peter Forsyth
	Nick Name: Chin, Chinsyth, Chindocop, Chinsnips, Big Chin
	Occupation: Sales
	Hobbies: Golf, knitting
	AFL Club Supported: Hirdy's boys
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Back line (can't kick)
	Music Acts: Everything
	Movies: Free Wally (Galbraith), Oders home movie collection Volume 9
	Actors: Morgan Freeman, Johnny Depp, Will Ferrell
	TV Shows: Office, Scrubs, Family Guy
	Books: Any with the movie version available
	Drink: Hoegarden
	Food: Chicken
	Holiday Destination: Queenstown, NZ
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Duncan Jones, Gerry Jones (Duncan's mum), Wally Galbraith, Rivers and Gouldy
	Who inspires you and why? Duncan Jones - he makes me want to be a better person
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Michael Aitken - can't mark, can't kick
	What's your worst habit? Rushing my kicks
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Duncan Jones misplacing his mouthguard at FTG after politely asking the umpire for a short explanation
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? 2008 receiving the cup and team of the decade for HFC

Brent Furniss
	Nick Name: Furny, Lips. Prince William
	Occupation: Herald Sun Team Leader
	Hobbies: Eating
	AFL Club Supported: Carlton
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Half back or half forward
	Music Acts: Local Natives, Klaxons
	Movies: Step Brothers
	Actors: Duncan Jones
	TV Shows: 30 Rock
	Books: Twilight - all of them
	Drink: Canadian Club & dry, freshly squeezed orange juice
	Food: Mum's minestrone soup
	Holiday Destination: Queenstown, NZ
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? John Lennon, Chris Judd, Miranda Kerr, Will Ferrell and Dean Lucas
	Who inspires you and why? Peter Forsyth, the way he plays and conducts himself and his words of wisdom
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Dead heat between Benson, Rivers and Goita (no explanation needed)
	What's your worst habit? Sticking finger up nose
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Listening to Bucksy say "tewiffic" in every player address
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? Ressies flag in 2010

Sean Furniss
	Nick Name: Nighthawk / Mr Mittens
	Occupation: Housewife
	Hobbies: Bird watching
	AFL Club Supported: Eastern Lions
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Forward line
	Music Acts: Justin Bieber
	Movies: Green Street Hooligans
	Actors: Bryce Collins "getting injured when tired at training"
	TV Shows: Footy Show / 30 Rock
	Books: Specky Magee
	Drink: Water
	Food: All of it
	Holiday Destination: Frankston
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Jessica Alba, James Taylor, Sam Newman, Jennifer Hawkins and Ruby Rose
	Who inspires you and why? Casey Heyens
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Bryce Collins
	What's your worst habit? Kicking too many goals in a game
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Watching Stinky run
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? My 100th game

Luke McDermott
	Nick Name: Lanky
	Occupation: Waterproofer
	Hobbies:
	AFL Club Supported: Essendon
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Ruck
	Music Acts: Pendulum
	Movies: Gladiator, Rocky
	Actors:
	TV Shows: Entourage
	Books:
	Drink: Canadian Club
	Food: Maccas
	Holiday Destination: Thailand, Ibiza
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Leigh Odermatt, Bob Marley, Wayne Carey, Ben Cousins, Miranda Kerr
	Who inspires you and why? Ben Cousins
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Duncan Jones
	What's your worst habit? Dropping my iPhone
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Duncan Jones
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? Winning a senior grand final.

Kieran O'Driscoll
	Nick Name: Kizza, The Franchise
	Occupation: Sales Rep
	Hobbies: Sports, hanging with the boys, hitting on Will Villani's GF
	AFL Club Supported: Western Bulldogs
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Back line
	Music Acts: City & Colour, Lupe Fiasco, Bon Iver
	Movies: Hangover, Step Brothers, Remember the Titans
	Actors: Adam Sandler, Duncan Jones (throwing mouthguard)
	TV Shows: Garry Unmarried, One Tree Hill
	Books:
	Drink: Coke, Scotch
	Food: Thai, Parma
	Holiday Destination: USA, (snow)
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Michael Jordan, Shane Crawford, Kobe Bryant, Will's girlfriend, Wally
	Who inspires you and why? Michael Jordan because he is a freak show at life
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Jaime Villani (always yelling), Sheeny (thinks he's so good)
	What's your worst habit? Cashin' cheques
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Duncan Jones throwing his mouthguard after a holding the ball decision
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? Winning a 2010 grand final, playing seniors in my first year of footy

Nathan Parker
	Nick Name: Parks, Lloyd
	Occupation: Student
	Hobbies: All sports, surfing, Zu Bar parties
	AFL Club Supported: Geelong
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Wing
	Music Acts: Jack Johnson, Shwayze, Kid Cudi, Jay-Z
	Movies: Point Break, Notorious
	Actors: Brad Pitt
	TV Shows: Entourage
	Books:
	Drink: Beer
	Food: Subway
	Holiday Destination: Tahiti
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Michael Jordan, Gary Ablett Snr, Ben Cousins, Jay-Z, Burnsie.
	Who inspires you and why? Burnsie, silky smooth, gun
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Brad Greaves - Can't mark, can't kick
	What's your worst habit? Zu Bar
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Every game played with Goita, and Rivers doing the fruit bat in the change rooms
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? 2010 Reserves Premiership, 2009 Reserves best and fairest.

Darryn Paul
	Nick Name: Dazza
	Occupation: Mechanical engineer
	Hobbies: Football, home brewing, surfing
	AFL Club Supported: Geelong
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Wing / centre
	Music Acts: Tool, NIN, Audioslave
	Movies: Saving Pvt Ryan, Blackhawk Down, Austin Powers
	Actors: Morgan Freeman, Clint Eastwood, Mike Myers
	TV Shows: Seinfeld, The Office
	Books:
	Drink: Beer, bourbon
	Food: Lasagne, Thai, Indian
	Holiday Destination: Bruges
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Clint Eastwood, Henry Rollins, Rachel McAdams, Tom Harley, my wife
	Who inspires you and why? Sir Edmund Hillory - If you want to get to the top, it takes hard work and determination
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Robert Paul - he kicks more goals than me
	What's your worst habit? I talk too much
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Ripped the undies of a Whitehorse Pioneers player in the 2007 Grand Final in a tackle
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? Any of the premierships I've won with my mates

Sam Pezzimenti
	Nick Name: Pezza
	Occupation: Student
	Hobbies: Playing sports, skiing, computers
	AFL Club Supported: Essendon
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Half back flank
	Music Acts: Avenged Sevenfold
	Movies: Too many
	Actors: Adam Sandler
	TV Shows: Prison Break
	Books: N/A
	Drink: Purple Powerade
	Food: Pizza
	Holiday Destination: Only been to Queensland
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? James Hird, Erin McNaught, Jennifer Hawkins
	Who inspires you and why? N/A
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Rudgy because he is too quick and always makes me look slow and crap
	What's your worst habit? Spending all my money
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Being covered in mud in under 10's and dad having to drive me home
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? Winning the Ray Woolridge millennium shield in under 9's, 10's, 11's and winning in under 10's.

David Sindrey
	Nick Name: Sinders
	Occupation: Sparky
	Hobbies: Footy, music, chin ups
	AFL Club Supported: North Melbourne
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Wing
	Music Acts: Anberlin, Underoath
	Movies: When Harry Met Sally
	Actors: Sedge
	TV Shows: Sedge
	Books: Who reads?
	Drink: Apple cider
	Food: Carrots
	Holiday Destination: Heathmont
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Sedge - no one else will come because Sedge is there
	Who inspires you and why? The Biggest Loser because they all cry so much
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Sedge
	What's your worst habit? I care too much
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Watching Sedge play (joking)
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? 2008 flag

James Taylor
	Nick Name: JT, Taylor, Taylor-made, Mint
	Occupation: Doctor / Pro mini golfer
	Hobbies: Mini golf (I am pro), parties.
	AFL Club Supported: Greater Western Sydney / Surrey Park.
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Wing / anywhere Trav puts me
	Music Acts: Nick Anderson (amazing)
	Movies: Stepbrother, Cars
	Actors: Bryce Collins (tight hammy after warm up lap)
	TV Shows: That 70's Show, How I Met Your Mother
	Books: Goosebumps, TV Guide
	Drink: H2O
	Food: Subway, White Castle
	Holiday Destination: Bright, Rye, Footscray
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Chris Judd, Rajon Rondo, Chad reed, Erin McNaught and Anthony (Shev) Shevlin
	Who inspires you and why? Darren Sheen because he kicks goals
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Bryce Collins because he can't park there
	What's your worst habit? Being mint
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Losing my teeth (not funny for me)
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? 100 games, playing finals, 1st game of footy

Dave Want
	Nick Name: Diva
	Occupation: Events director
	Hobbies: Being a mad dog
	AFL Club Supported: Adelaide
	Favourites
	Playing Position: Wing
	Music Acts: A Day to Remember, Her Bright Skies
	Movies: Hangover, Fired Up
	Actors: Bradley Cooper, Will Ferrell
	TV Shows: According to Jim
	Books: Sheeny's Top 10 Tips on How to be Like Sheeny, Bible
	Drink: Corona, Water
	Food: Thai
	Holiday Destination: Vegas
	Questions
	If you could invite any five people to dinner, who would they be? Jesus, Jeremy McKinnon, Travis Outlaw, Joel Houston, Judah Smith
	Who inspires you and why? The Dreamteam. Sheeny - Enough said
	Who's your most annoying teammate and why? Chappy & his partner in crime, Lukey Mac - No reason - just is. Slaps so hard! Tosser!
	What's your worst habit? Kicking like a spaz.
	What's the funniest moment in your football career: Duncan Jones throwing his mouthguard
	What's the proudest moment in your football career? Premiership glory.